Cookie Policy
Last updated: June 04, 2025
Welcome to the fine print. But make it punk.
WHAT EVEN IS A COOKIE?
Not the gooey kind. We're talking digital crumbs tiny data packets that sit quietly in your browser, making sure this site remembers who you are, what you like, and how not to totally glitch out on you.It's how the internet keeps its cool. (Or at least pretends to.)
WHY WE USE THEM
We use cookies to:
- Keep the site working like a well-oiled spaceship
- Understand what you're vibing with (or rage-clicking)
- Remember stuff so you don't have to repeat yourself
- Occasionally whisper sweet analytics to our backend
We're not interested in stalking you.We're interested in building the kind of experience that doesn't suck.
FLAVORS OF COOKIE
Cookie Type | Why It's Here
• Essential: Without these, the site falls apart like IKEA furniture without the manual.
• Analytics: Anonymous data that tells us what's workingand what's making people rage quit.
• Preferences: Like remembering dark mode, your timezone, or that you already closed the
cookie banner.
•Marketing (maybe): If we ever run ads, these help us show you stuff you might actually care about.
But we'll always ask first.
YOU'RE IN CONTROL
You decide what sticks. Not us. You can accept, reject, or customize cookies right from the banner. Or dig into your browser settings and go full digital Marie Kondo.
Here's how:
Chrome: https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/95647
Safari: https://support.apple.com/guide/safari/manage-cookies-and-website-data-sfri11471/mac
Firefox: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/enable-and-disable-cookies-website-preferences
Edge: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/delete-cookies-in-microsoft-edge-63947406-40a c-c3b8-57b9-2a946a29ae09
Do you need to mess with settings? Not really. But if you want to, the power's yours.
THIRD-PARTY SITUATIONS
We work with tools like Google Analytics.
They might set their own cookies. They've got their own policies.
If you want to read theirs, we won't stop you.
UPDATES
Sometimes we tweak this policy.
Because the internet changes.
Because laws evolve.
Because... reasons.
When we do, we'll update the date up top. No secret edits here.
QUESTIONS?
Need more info? Or want to chat about the digital crumbs we drop?
Email us at [email protected]. We'll get back to you faster than a cookie loads on fiber.
Last updated: June 04, 2025
Welcome to the fine print. But make it punk.
WHAT EVEN IS A COOKIE?
Not the gooey kind. We're talking digital crumbs tiny data packets that sit quietly in your browser, making sure this site remembers who you are, what you like, and how not to totally glitch out on you.It's how the internet keeps its cool. (Or at least pretends to.)
WHY WE USE THEM
We use cookies to:
- Keep the site working like a well-oiled spaceship
- Understand what you're vibing with (or rage-clicking)
- Remember stuff so you don't have to repeat yourself
- Occasionally whisper sweet analytics to our backend
We're not interested in stalking you.We're interested in building the kind of experience that doesn't suck.
FLAVORS OF COOKIE
Cookie Type | Why It's Here
• Essential: Without these, the site falls apart like IKEA furniture without the manual.
• Analytics: Anonymous data that tells us what's workingand what's making people rage quit.
• Preferences: Like remembering dark mode, your timezone, or that you already closed the
cookie banner.
•Marketing (maybe): If we ever run ads, these help us show you stuff you might actually care about.
But we'll always ask first.
YOU'RE IN CONTROL
You decide what sticks. Not us. You can accept, reject, or customize cookies right from the banner. Or dig into your browser settings and go full digital Marie Kondo.
Here's how:
Chrome: https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/95647
Safari: https://support.apple.com/guide/safari/manage-cookies-and-website-data-sfri11471/mac
Firefox: https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/enable-and-disable-cookies-website-preferences
Edge: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/delete-cookies-in-microsoft-edge-63947406-40a c-c3b8-57b9-2a946a29ae09
Do you need to mess with settings? Not really. But if you want to, the power's yours.
THIRD-PARTY SITUATIONS
We work with tools like Google Analytics.
They might set their own cookies. They've got their own policies.
If you want to read theirs, we won't stop you.
UPDATES
Sometimes we tweak this policy.
Because the internet changes.
Because laws evolve.
Because... reasons.
When we do, we'll update the date up top. No secret edits here.
QUESTIONS?
Need more info? Or want to chat about the digital crumbs we drop?
Email us at [email protected]. We'll get back to you faster than a cookie loads on fiber.